me, at 2 pm, when the stores are open: you don’t have any little treats in the house. if you want a little treat later, you have to go to the store and buy one now.
me: *does not go to the store*
me, at 9 pm, when the stores are closed: tweat? 🥺 no tweats for me? 🥺🥺 cries 🥺 cries for one thousand years 🥺🥺🥺
it would’ve been funny if hannibal’s fridge started beeping during this scene because he left the door open for too long
i heard oppenheimer is getting a 5e licensed adaptiation
roll a Sadness saving throw to cry about all the civilians you killed. heres the statblock for Einstein (you ahve to attack him with swords













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